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An extremely religious couple was vacationing in the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very special to them to spend Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, the birth place of Jesus.

Unfortunately after arriving there, they searched high and low for a room, but none was available. Not at any price. Desperate, they pulled up in front of the Sheraton-Bethlehem and the husband got out of the car. He said to his his wife: "Stay here, sweetie. Let me see if I can do something for us."

He approached the desk and the clerk told him there were no rooms available. "Sorry, sir. It's Christmas Eve, our busiest time of the year."

No matter how much the man offered to pay, the clerk said he had nothing. Finally, the man told the clerk, "I bet if I told you my name was Joseph, that the woman waiting in the car was called Mary, and that she had a newborn infant, you'd find us a room."

"Well," stammered the clerk, "...I suppose so."

"Okay," the man said. "I guarantee you, they're not coming tonight,
so we'll take their room."

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