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Lawyer Brains

Head Jokster posted on March 29, 2010 10:47 Article Rating

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:

"How much for the Engineer brain?"
"$5 dollars an ounce."

"How much for the doctor brain?"
"$7 dollars an ounce."

"How much for the lawyer brain?"
"$100 dollars an ounce."

"WOW! why is the lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

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