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Mike showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over when he saw him. Mike had never been seen in church in his life.

After church,the priest caught Mike and said Mike, "I am glad you decided to come to church, what made you come?"

Mike said, "I got to be honest with you, Father. A while back I misplaced my hat and I really, really love that hat. I knew that Mr. Reynolds had one just like mine and I knew that Mr. Reynolds came to church every Sunday. I also knew that Mr. Reynolds had to take off his hat during church and I figured he would leave it in the back. So, I was going to leave after communion and steal Mr. Reynolds hat."

The priest said, "Well, Mike, I notice that you didn't steal Mr. Reynold's hat. What changed your mind?"

Mike said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal Mr. Reynold's hat."

The priest gave Mike a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell,right?"

Mike shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' I remembered where I left my hat."

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