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Bar Jokes

 

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Two men are sitting in a bar. Both are getting very drunk. Without warning one of the men throws up all over himself. The man says "Unbelievable! My wife is going to kill me!". The other guy at the bar says "Hey man, no worries. All you need to do is put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. Then when your wife asks what happened just tell her t...

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't...

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A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing...

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A man walks into a bar and notices his friend is sitting alone, staring at a tiny man on a table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there ...

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