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Lawyer Jokes

 

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Lying in bed the 72 year old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon the man called his lawyer. "I was thinking how you told me I could get a law degree if I had enough money to buy one. How much does it cost again?" "It's $65,000," replied the lawyer. "But you are dying! Why would you want to have a law degree now?" ...

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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for the Engineer brain?" "$5 dollars an ounce." "How much for the doctor brain?" "$7 dollars an ounce." "How much for the lawyer brain?" "...

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A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for the Engineer brain?" "$5 dollars an ounce." "How much for the doctor brain?" "$7 dollars an ounce." "How much for the lawyer brain?" "...

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A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Reynolds ,I have reviewed the case and have decided to give your wife $750 a week." "That's very fair,your honour," the man replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."  
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