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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it ...

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Mike showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over when he saw him. Mike had never been seen in church in his life. After church,the priest caught Mike and said Mike, "I am glad you decided to come to church, what made you come?" Mike said, "I got to be honest with you, Father. A while back I misplaced my hat and I really,...

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Posted in: Religous Jokes
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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $650,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community?" ...

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Posted in: Lawyer Jokes
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't...

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Posted in: Bar Jokes
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      A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.   "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right." "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" "She w...

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